A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?".
Johnny raised his hand and said: "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered: "He's in my heart."
Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out: "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this.
And Robert said: "Well... every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells: 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!" :)))))))))
Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree?
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On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.
As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight.
He then went to check on the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa was BUMMED.
He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad.
All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it.
There was another knock. Santa was in no mood for all of this.
When the knock came again, Santa -filled with rage- threw open the door.
Standing there was a little angel who said: "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?" :))))))))))
