Q & As

- Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?

- Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

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- Why doesn't Santa have any children ?

- Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

- You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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- How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

- They both have ornamental balls.

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- Why do reindeer have red noses?

- They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the sleigh doesn't have an airbag, either).

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- What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?

- Snowballs.

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