The Top 10 Things on Santa's To-Do List:
10. Virgin or not, with 2 kids, many addictions and the brain of a lollipop, time to move Britney to the "Naughty" list.
9. Cancel wrapping paper order -- use those Greek "Xrimatistirio" stock certificates instead.
8. Decide how to respond to Sarkozy demanding information on what foreigners are naughty or nice.
7. File a flight plan with the FAA -- wouldn't want an F-16 wasting the sleigh.
6. Irradiate all those letters from children -- you can't be too careful!
5. Remove candy canes from pants pockets during mall photo sessions -- getting tired of explaining things to the D.A.'s office.
4. Write letter to self asking for threesome with Mrs. Claus and Heidi Klum.
3. Attend weekly meeting at Egg-Nog-aholics Anonymous.
2. Remember to ask New Democracy to return the favour, for giving them an antipolitefsi-free year
and the Number 1 Thing on Santa's To-Do List...
1. Write back to Magginas; ask him how on God's green earth he thinks Santa can give the whole Poleodomia of Anatoliki Attiki the measles!
10. Virgin or not, with 2 kids, many addictions and the brain of a lollipop, time to move Britney to the "Naughty" list.
9. Cancel wrapping paper order -- use those Greek "Xrimatistirio" stock certificates instead.
8. Decide how to respond to Sarkozy demanding information on what foreigners are naughty or nice.
7. File a flight plan with the FAA -- wouldn't want an F-16 wasting the sleigh.
6. Irradiate all those letters from children -- you can't be too careful!
5. Remove candy canes from pants pockets during mall photo sessions -- getting tired of explaining things to the D.A.'s office.
4. Write letter to self asking for threesome with Mrs. Claus and Heidi Klum.
3. Attend weekly meeting at Egg-Nog-aholics Anonymous.
2. Remember to ask New Democracy to return the favour, for giving them an antipolitefsi-free year
and the Number 1 Thing on Santa's To-Do List...
1. Write back to Magginas; ask him how on God's green earth he thinks Santa can give the whole Poleodomia of Anatoliki Attiki the measles!
